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I Did It "meow" Way
Orbit is a crazy person who never takes practical advice from his friends. Against their repeated warnings he once allowed a simple conversation with a circus monkey to escalate and ended-up on the evening news after the animal used the word “incredible” the wrong way in a joke during its stand up routine at an open mic night and then threatened to come down off the stage and bitch-slap the cat when Orbit attempted to correct the faux pas.

Men find Orbit’s “bad boy” reputation to be inspiring and are usually drawn to him as if he smelled like bacon. Inexplicably Orbit keeps a little jar of salty tears in his pocket and used to want to be an actor. But he decided to give it all up (some would say “throw it all away”) when his business of importing bird cages fashioned to look like famous celebrities was featured on an episode of HGTV’s "Next Design Star” and took off. Today Orbit manages his growing internet empire of celebrity inspired products from a laptop computer perched at an outdoor café where he likes to take breaks by eavesdropping on conversations at nearby tables and interrupting to correct the frequent grammatical errors and misuse of common words like “incredible” while quietly humming under his breath “To Dream The Impossible Dream” from Man of La Mancha.

Because despite years of experience to the contrary Orbit still wakes up each day hoping to discover a world populated by a dozen or so fewer illiterate morons who don’t realize that telling someone they are “incredible” is actually an insult and not a compliment.

Suggested Wearing Style: This is the ideal tee for getting a finger massage after a long day of blogging, taking your pet rabbit for a walk and blowing soap bubbles down on strangers from an upstairs window overlooking the street. Wear it to compliment any outfit when you want to be the center of attention no matter where you are, a wedding, a funeral or just grocery shopping.